Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend